I got to get some of this stuff. From acne and psoriasis to windburn and tired arms, the not quite famous Ubalm – made in the USA – solves all problems. It even makes cartoon cows wink at you at least once a day.
You don’t need all those fancy, schmancy face creams, body lotions and designer oils. Just grab some Ubalm.
Categories: Max's Stories
WITHIN THE K STREETS 
Um…from which part of the cow is it made?
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Oh, it’s either one part or the udder.
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Aaargh!
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What’s your beef? Did I make a mis-steak? I was just milking it for all it’s worth, not steering you wrong.Well, I guess you’ve herd enough so I’ll mooove along. Snorf, snorf.
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I think I might take to strong drink….
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Dang! And no 800 number!
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When my paws get bad, They put “Bag Balm” on the paws to soften them up. It’s made to help with problems with cows’ udders. I’ll have to post about that.
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