No, this is not a recipe for freshly prepared pup. This is Hurricane Preparedness Pup.
Update August 7 mid-afternoon: things are looking positive as Iselle diminishes to a tropical storm. Too soon to get cocky, though. The storm should reach the Big Island of Hawaii this evening and get to Oahu on Friday. This morning, just as an added insult, there was a 4.3 earthquake on the Big Island.