Lipstick stains have long been prima facie evidence of a wayward partner. Cliché.
Some of you Ancient Ones will recall that in 1959, Connie Francis made bank singing her something less than immortal song “Lipstick On Your Collar.”
Mock if you will but that tune sold over a million copies and what have you accomplished lately, Bunky?
But, and it’s an unusually big but like mine, if lipstick stains are sign of an alienation of affection, what am I to make of this?
The Malt and AJF have some ‘splainin to do.