It goes back to his days at the dog park when he was mocked unmercifully by the Pekinese, those nasty, nasty Pekinese. The resentment built, he lost his taste for kibble and he became a 14 pound bundle of fury. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Oh poor max, we feel for you. I don’t like Halloween 👻 either; one yr. I was giving out candy to the kids with mr. Buddy in one arm and one of the kids scared me and I feel of the porch and in the bushes and no one bothered to help me up until this little begged her mother to pls. Help. And my husband was busy watch Access Hollywood on TV to come out right away. It only after I did not come back with the candy that he came looking for us.
I will guess that Mr. Audrey got an ear full after that episode! I’m glad you and Buddy were OK. Max has his Halloween costume already but it’s not the Joker. I can’t tell you what it is yet because it’s a secret. The AJF and I also have our costumes but they are a secret too!
[Deep voice] In a world…where Maltese are treated like pugs, one Maltese refuses to accept the taunts, the cheap dog treats and the baths. He fights back with every ounce of his admittedly chubby yet tiny body. Fear him.
Oh no, not our Max too!
That scared Mr. Buttons. He also wanted to know if you received the e-mail pictures his mom sent? If we don’t speak to u soon have a happy Halloween 🎃 👻. We are making care packages for our favorite dog friends this year.
Stay well & be good,
Mr. Buttons & Audrey Tavel
I did see the photos you sent and I replied…I wonder if the email got messed up somehow? Mr. Buttons is such a handsome young pup and while Buddy will always have a place in our heart we are so glad you decided to bring another Malt into your life. He’s a very lucky pup. Tell Buttons not to worry about Joker Max – he never causes problems with other Malts.
Those who have gazed into the burning, maniacal eyes of the Malt are never the same. In the dark aisles at Petco they tell tales about the deranged Maltese and his thirst for revenge. Protect the little children and the old and frail when he is on the prowl!
Eek! 😮 Coop and I are hiding under the desk!
Ha! Good one, Max! 😀
I bet you are easier to get along with than The Joker or Mr. Joaquin Phoenix! 😉 😛
HUGS!!! 🙂
WITHIN THE K STREETS 
No, no! Not little Max.
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He’s terrifying. Well, for a Malt.
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Max got very spooky! But he’s still cute as a button 😊
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It goes back to his days at the dog park when he was mocked unmercifully by the Pekinese, those nasty, nasty Pekinese. The resentment built, he lost his taste for kibble and he became a 14 pound bundle of fury. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Now that I know his traumatic backstory, it’s all so clear. I’ll just walk over here on the other side of the street.
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Put on your iron shin guards, just in case.
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Oh poor max, we feel for you. I don’t like Halloween 👻 either; one yr. I was giving out candy to the kids with mr. Buddy in one arm and one of the kids scared me and I feel of the porch and in the bushes and no one bothered to help me up until this little begged her mother to pls. Help. And my husband was busy watch Access Hollywood on TV to come out right away. It only after I did not come back with the candy that he came looking for us.
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I will guess that Mr. Audrey got an ear full after that episode! I’m glad you and Buddy were OK. Max has his Halloween costume already but it’s not the Joker. I can’t tell you what it is yet because it’s a secret. The AJF and I also have our costumes but they are a secret too!
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Eek!!!
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[Deep voice] In a world…where Maltese are treated like pugs, one Maltese refuses to accept the taunts, the cheap dog treats and the baths. He fights back with every ounce of his admittedly chubby yet tiny body. Fear him.
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Oh no, not our Max too!
That scared Mr. Buttons. He also wanted to know if you received the e-mail pictures his mom sent? If we don’t speak to u soon have a happy Halloween 🎃 👻. We are making care packages for our favorite dog friends this year.
Stay well & be good,
Mr. Buttons & Audrey Tavel
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I did see the photos you sent and I replied…I wonder if the email got messed up somehow? Mr. Buttons is such a handsome young pup and while Buddy will always have a place in our heart we are so glad you decided to bring another Malt into your life. He’s a very lucky pup. Tell Buttons not to worry about Joker Max – he never causes problems with other Malts.
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I’m so glad. You can continue to reach by e-mail (tavel_audrey@yahoo.com
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♥️♥️
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Max, we are very happy 😊 to hear you are receiving our comments. ♥️♥️
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Yikes! I wouldn’t want to meet Max the Joker in a dark alley…..or even in a brightly lit alley! I am afraid…very afraid! Lol.
🐾Ginger 🐾
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Those who have gazed into the burning, maniacal eyes of the Malt are never the same. In the dark aisles at Petco they tell tales about the deranged Maltese and his thirst for revenge. Protect the little children and the old and frail when he is on the prowl!
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Yikes! I hope that isn’t his Halloween costume. Max is much too cute to be Joker 😜
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Muahahaha! Nope, that’s not his costume. He has his costume all set but it’s a se ret for now. Meanwhile he wants to know if Jett is terrorized.
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Aha! So this must be why Jett has been having trouble sleeping at night… 😜
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He was probably traumatized by my photo editing skills or lack thereof. Jett has high standards.
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Eek! 😮 Coop and I are hiding under the desk!
Ha! Good one, Max! 😀
I bet you are easier to get along with than The Joker or Mr. Joaquin Phoenix! 😉 😛
HUGS!!! 🙂
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Look out ! He’s right behind you!
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HA! 😮 😛
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I saw this late last night….did not sleep well……
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He is the stuff of which bad dreams are made.
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Bwhahaha! Love the new look header. Well done. No doubt you’ll be rolling in new Photoshop commissions in no time. 😃
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Well, you can see clearly that I have very high level skills. Very high. 😉
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Indeed. And yes, we are most impressed.
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OK, I admit it was a dumpster fire.
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Not at all!
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I think I would like you to help me work on my next book. I could use a Joker character, and I could really use those PS skills. – Mom
(Maxwell, I have found that if you hit your head against the door jamb, you can knock silly hats off. – Geordie the Hatless)
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Don’t expose Geordie to the Joker Malt! He’s far too fragile already from walking into door jambs. Toby might be able to handle the terror.
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If it is as lame as the TV show The Terror, then we are safe!
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More like the “Silence of the Malts.” Can you hear the lambs screaming, Clarice?
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Max. Maverick is on his way. He’ll save you. You poor abused puppy!
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Maverick is more likely to team up with Joker Max to inflict rascally dog behavior upon the land. Partners in crime methinks.
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you are most likely correct
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You can’t fool me. You can take the Malt our of Hawaii but you can’t take the love of the Hawaii out of the malt. Not scary at all.
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Not scary? That’s what all his victims said just before he struck!
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I may never sleep again! And hey, we need more from the little guy ok? ♥️
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Sorry to frighten you! Yeah, the Malt has not been posting much. Not sure why, maybe he’s just keeping things on the down low at the moment.
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Keep us wanting more!
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