Dog Dad Joke

Max 1

You got a joke? I bet it’s a Dad joke, right?

Stolen from somewhere on the internet:

The World Health Organization has certified that dogs cannot transmit the COVID-19 virus.

There is no need to quarantine your pet.

That’s right…

W.H.O. let the dogs out.

Monkey

 

28 replies

  1. If our fur ball pups could get the COVID-19 virus, there’s not a doubt in my mind they would be handling it better than the humans are.

    They would wash their paws often, refrain from touching their face, and they would stay in if they were sick.

    They would not be running to PetCo to empty their shelves of Milk Bones, canned dog food and dry dog food. Or stocking up on toys “in case” they have to be quarantined.

    Murphy and I are very happy that she and Max and all the wonderful dogs in our world don’t have to be concerned about this virus. Sadly, some of them have to be concerned about their stupid, crazy owners!!
    🐾Ginger 🐾

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    • Max wss was asking what was toilet paper and why do we humans care about it. I suggested he speak to the AJF. He also suggested that hoarding bacon treats was a very reasonable action at any time.

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  2. I’m glad that the pooches can’t catch it. I’m relying on them to look after us…
    I saw a Facebook post with an answer as to why the sales of loo rolls are going crazy.
    Someone sneezes and one hundred people shit themselves.

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