I’d like that but I think the CDC specifically said that when wearing your dog’s cone of shame, the neck band fits on the top of your head. I could be wrong. But pass the Cheetos anyway.
Max, Murphy saw your cone of shame on DogDad and says it’s the smartest use of that confounded thing she’s ever seen!! And yes, stick a straw in the beer bottle or Quarantini and he’s good to go.
Good grief, what will he think of next? Please tell me he’s not trying to repurpose his jock strap to ward off the corona virus! 😂😂
Hmmm…jock strap, you say? I’ll have to look into re-purposing one of those bad boys. In the meantime, dogs everywhere will celebrate an alternative use to the dreaded cone of shame. I may become a DogHero.
WITHIN THE K STREETS 
There is just this tiny little gap at the bottom. Otherwise, it’s perfect!
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Yeah, I guess it’s more of a splatter shield. I’ll add on my dust mask and that will be plenty of protection from the wee beasties.
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You have it on upside down. The cone part goes up so the wife and kids can play Cheetos basketball.
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I’d like that but I think the CDC specifically said that when wearing your dog’s cone of shame, the neck band fits on the top of your head. I could be wrong. But pass the Cheetos anyway.
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But if the collar goes on the bottom, you could fill the cone with beer!
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I didn’t think of that. I’m not a physicist or engineer. I may have to reconsider. But…straws!
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Mmm…wonderful, verboten straws!
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Don’t speak German to me. I’m Maltese.
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Max, Murphy saw your cone of shame on DogDad and says it’s the smartest use of that confounded thing she’s ever seen!! And yes, stick a straw in the beer bottle or Quarantini and he’s good to go.
Good grief, what will he think of next? Please tell me he’s not trying to repurpose his jock strap to ward off the corona virus! 😂😂
🐾Ginger 🐾
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Hmmm…jock strap, you say? I’ll have to look into re-purposing one of those bad boys. In the meantime, dogs everywhere will celebrate an alternative use to the dreaded cone of shame. I may become a DogHero.
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It’s the wrong color for him. Very unfashionable.
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But what about me? Is it flattering? Does it make my butt look fat?
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Maverick has a soft cone that he thinks you need around your neck
He said it, I didn’t
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I’m holding out for one of the inflatable ones. In blue. With a discreet print. From France.
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His is blue. Inflatable. No print though
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Heh, heh. You receive Showtime with that thing?
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Nah. Don’t get Netflix either. Can’t even see out of the darn thing. Now I know why dogs hate them.
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Just wait until you try going through a door frame. {snicker}
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Well done Max, making him wear that was a great idea.
See how he likes it!
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