Voted by mail?
Wait a minute. How did he put his ballot in the mailbox? He’s too short. I’m suspicious!
Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
Election Fraud?
Voted by mail?
Wait a minute. How did he put his ballot in the mailbox? He’s too short. I’m suspicious!
Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
WITHIN THE K STREETS 
Dun, dun, duuunnn, da. Cue the conspiracy music.
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I’m not saying there was anything wrong. Just sayin’ I’m mighty suspicious!
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😇
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If we have no success suing, we’ll take it to the Supreme Court! That’ll teach ’em.
I think the Matese dog count should be done by Siamese cats!
Ginger
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Bwahaha. Riiiiiight.
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Just don’t appoint Golden Retrievers (like Ms. Murphy) as the ballot counters! One tennis ball thrown in their midst and we’d have to start all over again.
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No worries. We’ll sue.
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Certainly we should demand a recount of the Maltese dog vote.
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Oh, absolutely! And we will still sue just to, you know, cover all our bases.
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And we may have to demand that we stop counting the recount. Gotta be flexible about these things.
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CCTV will reveal that you lifted him up to the post box….await the hordes bearing pitchforks and flaming torches on your doorstep.
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This is FAKE NEWS!!!!!
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HA! 😀 This is pawsome! I howled with laughter!!! 😀
Come on, it’s simple…Max stood on a Great Dane to reach the mail box! 😉 😀 😛 And he voted for the candidate that supports a ban on doggy costumes. 😉 😛
(((HUGS))), PATS and RUBS!!! 🙂
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Arghh…the doggy costume stuff comes back to haunt. It’s possible Max cut a deal with a taller dog. In fact, the next door neighbor’s pup is a mixed Black Lab and Great Dane and is enormous. Maybe you’re right…
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A Dane? Foreign intervention in the electoral process!
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A Denmarkian! Alas, poor…oh never mind. Not a great Dane. A pretty mediocre one actually.
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I don’t know how he voted but if I voted it would be for Max!
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Max says your $20 is in the mail. Wait a minute…
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I voted also. Win With Wilke.
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Wow, you are indeed an old bird. I thought you were a Goldwater bird but you are much older!
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Just saying, in people years, Max isn’t old enough to vote. But since Max is a dog, we can let him get by since I am sure dog years count!
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He wants his voice to be heard. Unfortunately his voice is a yappy sort of bark.
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Bow wow!
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Voting is for the dogs and not for the birds. If the dead can vote, why not let the bark be a mark on a ballot. There is always a first step to dictatorship that seems cute until enough neighbors snitch and welcome big brother who seizes every dog in the fight who would bark with the truth and would not have a master Machiavellian mis-interpret every bark and every bite of information until the surrender of moral civilization.
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My spidey senses tell me that there is a metaphor in your comment. 😁 I’m told that every dog’s paw has prints or marks that are unique so I guess we could demand that the pups stomp on an ink pad then mark their ballots. Here’s the thing…we all know dogs will vote for whomever promises them the most treats unlike humans who…wait a minute that analogy doesn’t work…
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I’m for treats, yes, let’s love our dogs because they are so sweet and lick us always with love. The cuddle lifts all muddles. Woof.
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I agree but sometimes Max has bad breath and I’d rather just shake hands, er, paws.
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Dogs are man’s best friends.
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We really don’t deserve them. Sadly, they know it and use that info to extort us without mercy.
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I think Max voted by pmail.
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In that case it was not a secret ballot and every taller dog covered up his vote.
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