Just a gentle reminder that today is December 60th, 2020.
Here’s hoping that this will finally be the end of The Year That Lasted Forever.
We hope things are looking up for you. Max wanted to offer his outlook on the balance of the year.
He’s a very cynical little dog. I just wish he’d use more pixels when posting his stuff.
Disclosure: I’ve been “sitting” on this post for a month debating whether it was too negative or too coarse for this silly dog blog which always tries to be positive and upbeat. I finally said, “Oh what the heck, just publish it.”I hope no one is distressed by this post; it is meant in a lighthearted way. I mean, what could be funnier than a dog biting one’s nuts? Wait a minute…😃
Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
WITHIN THE K STREETS 
Love it. It’s only junk, after all.
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Junk? Whoa !Whoa! Whoa! I sense just the smallest soupçon of gender bias.
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Non, non et non. Pas du tout. Just the smallest soupçon of a bad pun.
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OK. As long as it wasn’t a value judgment. I mean, not that I as a male would insecure or anything like that but you know…😁
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Ouchie!! That’s one way to clear all the junk out of your trunk. 🤗 Thanks for the belly laugh. I’m trying to store up all the laughs I can before the next storm hits us. I appreciate your contribution!
And Tom, from what I’ve read in your ‘Comments’ section, you don’t have a reader who would be offended by this.
Ginger
Think positive. Test negative.
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I can almost hear the scream. You are right, Ginger. The gang seems to have hides like a rhinoceros which is pretty good, especially here in the comments section.
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Wonder if malts can jump that high? Love it😂
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Asking the real questions. No, they cannot. Especially after I tie some cinderblocks on to his legs.
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What did you do at the beach today? I caught a snapper.
Happy day to you, Tom.
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Excellent. A snapper I never hope to meet. How’s the snow up your way, Mark? We’ve got torrential rains and they say they’re heading to the Northeast late this weekend. Hunker down!
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We’re way down in snow so far this winter despite Ol’ Man trying to catch us up the last two weeks. Now I’ve gone and jinxed us, Tom.
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Another way for looking at it is it is January 395, 2020. 11 more months to go.
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Aren’t you the cheerful little parrot? It never ends, does it?
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hahahahaha!!! Yeah, that Lois is quite the photographer. Always there when you need her. Bite me!
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I thought I might slip that one by you. Just making sure you are paying attention. 😈
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heh heh heh…I noticed.
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GREAT photo, Lois!!! 😉 😀 😛
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One of her best!
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haha! Do not encourage the man, Carolyn!!!!
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The rules don’t exist anymore. At first, I thought you were describing a new local craft beer. The snarky malt has a layered complexity of deep roast, grains, and molasses, with a smoky finish.
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Excellent, I think I’d like some of that especially as dry January comes to to a close. At the end of the day ypou have to laugh at what’s going on or you will cry. My current favorite riddle: Q – What’s the difference between California and the Titanic? A- The Titanic had its lights on as it sank. Too true. /snark
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It’s funny because it’s true! I hope you’re nowhere near the rats that are carrying the bubonic plague.
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Near them? we’ll be putting several on the BBQ this weekend if the floods stop. Fat and juicy!
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Modern problems require modern solutions.
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I’m glad you finally decided to post. I needed that laugh!
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All I can say is thank goodness for little dogs with short legs. Max and the Tobester are no threat at least while standing.
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Lighthearted and well received on this end. I couldn’t agree more with its sentiment either. 🙃 Let’s hear it for 2021, the 2021 that’s full of hope and promise. 🤞🏼
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I’m upbeat because dry January ends in a couple days. Whatever got into me to think that was a good idea/
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Yikes! Yeah, not a good strategy to start (or end) the year. Glad I had sense enough to not participate. May consider it in July. 😉
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Smart avoidance in January and I won’t remind you come summer.
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Bless you. It always sounds like a good idea, but then you realize how long 30 days really is, especially when the world is somewhat revolting on many a front. And July…gah…what was I thinking? It has 31 days! 🤯
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Never sit on a post…your posts are always amazing and wonderful and I always snort a few snorts! 😉 😀 HA!!! The photo by Lois ( 😉 ) made me snort-laugh!!! 😀
And as it’s really Max’s post so you can’t be held accountable for anything AND we could never get upset or angry at Amazing Max…just look at his sweet face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
That dude would have to sit down for Coops to reach the bits’n’pieces. 😉 😛
(((HUGS))) 🙂
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“Never sit on a post.” I see what you did there. 😛 I agree that we should blame Max for everything. Lois is quite good at capturing the moment, it’s too bad she’s such a cat person but it is what it is. Maybe Coop could stand on Max’s shoulders?
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HA! Yes, don’t ever be a post sitter! 😉
You know I’d NEVER blame Coop for anything I did! 😉 😀
Coop could stand on Max’s shoulders and they’d rule The Whole World, not just our worlds! 😉 😛
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Weeeeee! Thanks for the laugh. What a funny post. I lost a long-time follower with my post on inauguration day. Sad. Love me a snarky malt.
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It’s always a risk that what was intended as a harmless post is misinteroreted or just hits somebody wrong on a particular day. Outrage is all the thing these days. Max and I have trouble generating enough energy to be outraged at too many things. “This too shall pass” is our usual attitude.
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Depends on whose nuts the dog is biting…I have candidates.
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I can imagine your “Neighbour” surrounded by The Horde. Tot says, “Let’s take our time.” A new ghost legend would be born in the hills of Costa Rica. Next step…the politicians!
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Right! Start local!
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I’m glad Max hit publish while you were otherwise occupied. This was a hoot! 😄
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I think this is one of those photos that deserves its own limerick.
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Definitely! So does the year that lasted forever. 😄
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There once was a man named Larry
Whose arms and legs were quite hairy
His dog was most jealous
Sprung with a bite overzealous
To the nethers of his man-pet named Larry
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Excellent! I knew you couldn’t resist. I will of course now have to respond.
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As promised but yours is better:
There was a young man out for fun,
He played on the beach in the sun.
Had a dog name of “Cutlass,”
Who rendered him nutless
Thus his romantic summer was done.
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Of course! I would expect nothing less. 😄
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I think it’s an apt description of 2020 – the year that bit everyone in the balls, even those who don’t have any.
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Oh, you mean the lesser gender.
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I laughed so hard in seeing the picture by Lois! I have to share it with Bruce!
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Fortunately, Nox is height challenged.
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Personally I think you may require use of that picture for another year or two.
Things could however be worse, you could be English!
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Hilarious … glad you posted it!!! Hope you guys are doing well!!!
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Super dooper and tip top!
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All I’ll say, is give me a good ol’ Aussie shark any day.
2020 was a strange year for us, with a mix of ups and downs. However, we’ve largely been spared here from the virus, but not always from tight restrictions and given my health status, I’m particularly careful. The doggoes have liked having more of us at home too.
Wishing you a Happy New Year!
Best wishes,
Ro
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When this virus gets defeated I expect that there will be a worldwide spike in doggie depression as people return to work and travel and such.
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