Happy 14th Birthday, little dog. We hope to share more with you.
Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
Happy Birthday, Max!
Happy 14th Birthday, little dog. We hope to share more with you.
Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
WITHIN THE K STREETS 
🎉🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX🎈🎉
You look so handsome today. Murphy and I send you hugs and belly rubs and kisses, and we’re looking forward to celebrating with you next year. Congratulations!
DogDad and DogMom are going to spoil you silly today. Enjoy every minute of it! You are the best. Don’t count the years Max. Just count the fun and love you’ve had. There’s a lot more of that to come!
Ginger
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Belly rubs and kisses are even better than cake! Thanks for the wishes, Ginger! Best to Miss Murphy!
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Happy birthday Max!
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Thanks Martha. Tell Chester his share of the cake is in the mail. Uh huh. Sure. Yep.
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Happy Birthday, Max! Sending you best wishes for good health and another fantastic year! Enjoy celebrating with belly scratches and extra treats!
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Thanks Kim! He promises to stick to his diet and stay in shape so that he can be aroundfor a long while to come.
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Little Max–Happy Birthday to you!
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Thank you Auntie Lois. The silence from the house full of cats is deafening.
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Happy birthday, Max!!! Love your hat
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He really wanted a good set of cargo shorts but they’re hard to find in his size. Thanks for wishes, Kristie!
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Jacques is so glad I don’t know where to get all those costumes, but I think Max looks great.
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Le Amazon. If that doesn’t work I can send you some to assure that Monsieur Jacques gets his fair share of dog embarrassment.
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Thanks, but if he ever found out who sent them, you would be the only people ever that he barred from the house.
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Happy Birthday Max!
Bite the boss for good luck.
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Well I guess the Alpha Japanese Female better be careful, huh? Surely you did not think I was boss of anything. (Sorry to call you Shirley.)
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Sending you the happiest of birthday wishes!! Have a great day and we hope you get all the cake you can eat!! 🎂🎂🎊🎉🐾❤️
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Max wonders if Miss Lilly could come over and fan him with those ears? He promises a cake reward assuming that elusive cake ever shows up. Thank you for the B-Day wishes.
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Lilly would be willing to do that for a cake exchange….however she does not like to fly so we aren’t sure how we would get her there!! Hope that the cake shows up and you have a great day! ❤️🐾
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OK. If she’s averse to flying that’s an acceptable excuse. Probably flies a little during heavy winds anyway. 😃
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Happy birthday, little man! Ad multos annos!
Next year, secure the cake before they dress you up…though this outfit beats a lot of the others to which you have been subjected.
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Lured by the false promise of cake. Bitter reality is revealed and trust is shattered. To add to the ignominy, a costume saying “Birthday Boy” on a very senior Malt. Thanks for the wishes, Helen!
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And here, to serve you right for disappointing the birthday boy’s wish for cake, is the descendent of ad multos annos, via the Byzantine church into the Ukranian vernacular, to be sung, endlessly and tunelessly, on birthdays…
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Dang, Helen! One of my cats had a birthday this week! Gonna play this for her right now! 😹
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Does she have ear protectors?
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“It’s a cat. Let it endure the pain.”– Max
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Catchy tune. You could dance to it. I’ll be whistling this all day.
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Bet that will make you popular….
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If so that will be a major change from the current situation.
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You really do go out of your way to find the highest quality audio offerings. I may have to bring back the Don Quijote jingle.
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Happy, happy Bark Day wishes to our favorite Malt! 14 looks pretty darn good on you! Hope there is plenty of cake..or in the alternative loads of treats. 🦴🦴🦴
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He says he doesn’t look a day over 13 7/8 but I don’t know…under the white might be a little grey. Cake…hahahaha…the great lie. Alternatives? Oh yeah! Thanks for thoughts Monika!
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Happy Birthday, Max! I hope you get all of the cake your heart desires. ❤️ 🎂
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He might…so long as his little heart desires no cake at all. Sorry, pup, it’s not on the permitted list. LIES! LIES! LIES! Who is a Malt to trust these days? Thanks for the nice birthday thoughts, Leslie!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE DOG!!!
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Wow! ALL CAPS! Max feels very appreciated to get such a big birthday wish. Suze.
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Big wish for little dog ❤️
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Hap Hap HAPPY Birthday, Handsome Max!!!
We hope you have a pawsome day! We wish you the ultimutt fun! Let’s raise the woof in celebration! We wish you many more years to eat cat…er…ah…uh…I meant CAKE! 😉 😀 😛
PATS and RUBS!!! 🙂
🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂
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Thanks, Carolyn and Cooper for the pats, rubs and birthday wishes! Max is ready to raise the woof if only he were a bit taller but I’m sure Coop will sympathize with that plight. As to cats, not on the menu – Lois would throw a fit and since it’s Lois it would be a BIG fit.
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I mean a REALLY REALLY BIG fit.
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GINORMOUS actually.
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COLOSSAL even!!!
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As big as the earth, the solar system, the universe…the Mind of God!
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haha! I am dyin’ here!!! 😂🤣😹
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You’re welcome!
Yes, Coop understands. 😉
Ha! My fingers typed cat and so I thought I’d go with it…of course, I immediately thought of all the cats in my life AND all of the people in my life who had cats adopt them. No offense meant to any of them. As even little Cooper says, “Cats rule and dogs drool.” 😉 😀
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Too late. You have been identified as a cat sacrificer. We know who you are and where to find your blog.
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Well all of our family cats come to visit AND all of the neighborhood cats like to come sit on my porch for some rubs and conversation AND they bring me “gifts”…so they must know I loves them. 😻 😻 😻
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…but they never return home…muahahaha…
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They return home with more love than they arrived with. 🙂
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They make Cake for Dogs, Max. I got one for my birthday one year. 😊. Start woofing to your pawrents that if they love you, they would get you one. – Guilt-Inspiring Geordie
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This post was withdrawn by author for spreading false information. No such cakes exist, Max, nope none.
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I assume Max signed up for Socialist Security.
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He wants to (cough) “max” out his benefits.
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Happy birthday, Max! Cricket wants you to know that the secret to longevity is barking, at everyone, all the time. Have fun!
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Thanks for the helpful tip, Rachel! Max will expand his barking repertoire beyond squirrels and every delivery person on Earth.
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Better to eat the good for you stuff, Max, and keep living a long life. Happy, happy birthday, dear boy. We hope you had a wonderful day. XOX Xena and Lucy and the Mom
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Thanks Xena, Lucy & Mom! Max agrees that the best pan is to eat up and enjoy life, gobble it in big portions, burp loudly and go back for another bite. Warrior Schnauzer Princesses and their sidekicks always have good advice.
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Wow, that’s the first time I’ve been told that! (the good advice part). XOXOXOX Xena
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Max, dude, happy 14th!! Way to crush this aging thing!
Milk the “old age” thing for every ounce of dog-alicious treats and spoiling you can. You’ve earned it.
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Thanks for the kind words Rebekky. He’s pretty good at milking himself into more eats.
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Happy Birthday 🎁🥂🎂❣️ You are very beautiful dear friend ❤️ I wish you good health and happiness ❣️
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Thank you my friend and good to see you again!
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Happy, happy birthday Max! You deserve Cake. Lots and lots of cake!
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There. Is. No. Cake. It was all a lie. There was never cake. It’s not on the diet plan. nocakenocakenocakenocake….
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Nox was very disappointed that I didn’t tell her about Max’s birthday. She wishes him a belated, “Happy Birthday!”
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No worries. There was NO CAKE. Miss Nox would have been disappointed.
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