This is what happens when you litter your Cairn Terrier photos around the internet. The image will be nabbed by spurious folks of low degree who lack any semblance of artistic talent.
If this post makes no sense to you, and there’s no reason why it should, you need to visit the occasionally snarky but always very talented Leslie at Bitey Dog.
Here, let me make it easy for you. Click here: Adventures of Bitey Dog All will be explained.

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Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
What’s that expression about art being in the eye of the beholder? For the record, we 🧡 the Bitey Dog blog.
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Everybody loves the Bitey Dog Blog but not everybody has such a keen eye as you, Monika. You recognize fine line art when you see it. Leslie persists in using paint and stuff.
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I’m always in awe of people who can paint a scene and it actually looks like the scene, unlike my own feeble attempts.
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Please…you are making me blush. My drawing is good but not *that* good.
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Oh my gosh, I love it! I want this to be my new screen saver!! Leslie of Bitey Dog
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Max says he is open to negotiations. As a starting point, he’d like to use the Hunter Biden Sliding Scale for New and Emerging Artists.
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Before threatening to employ the Hunter Biden Scale for New and Emerging Artists, you should make sure that your creation isn’t posted on the internet for free. Pull out that PhotoShop and watermark it!
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Oh. I thought watermarking was what Toby did when lifting a leg next to the pumpkin.
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Max has even more talents than we knew….and smart too…even knows about Hunter Biden’s Sliding Scale of self enrichment….tell me, does Max have The Laptop by any chance?
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Max will neither confirm nor deny the existence of a laptop with compromising photos of him snorting Milk Bone powder and dallying with Shih Tzus of ill repute.
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So that’s what Hunter doesn’t want us to know…..I can see how milk bones and Shih Tzu dalliance would hurt his image a lot more than shady Ukrainian dealings…
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The joke going around here is that during his recent visit, Biden and the Pope worked out a deal for Hunter to repaint the Sistine Chapel.
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Ah yes, he knew he was wise to have hung o n to that old painting by numbers set….
Did Joe suggest that he put in a bathroom while he was about it?
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I’m not sure. There were too many “pull my finger” jokes going on to tell.
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Well done! Although I’m surprised you didn’t take “creative license” and draw Bitey Dog lifting a leg to pee on the pumpkin.
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Had I any imagination at all I would have done so. Of course had I any imagination Max would have had another name. Besides, my art trends toward ultra-realism so no creative license is allowed.
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occasionally snarky…heh, heh, heh. I anxiously away Leslie’s comment on the ‘new and improved.’
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I was trying to be fair and balanced hence the “occasionally. ” I think Leslie is intimidated by my drawing skills.
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haha! Oh yeah! Me, too! Seriously intimidated. 🤣😂😆
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I think what you all admire is my piercing vision, command of perspective and the cold, hard truth that imbues each of my masterpieces.
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Coops and I love Bitey Dog!!! 🙂 Leslie is an amazing artist! 🙂
You, Tom…hmm…well, your…uh…your artwork is something! 😉 😛
(((HUGS))) 🙂
HAHAHA*snort*!!! GRRR-EAT post!!! 😀
And I’m glad you chose a photo of Toby that didn’t require you to draw his sweet face! I wouldn’t want anyone messing up his sweet face!
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That’s exactly why I chose that photo- any attempt by me to draw Toby’s face would result in his hating me forever. Yes, my artwork is “something” in the same way that the AJF says I have “uncommon beauty.” I asked what she meant by uncommon beauty and she said it means I look strange but in a nice way. Hmmmppph. Too bad we’re all so far apart. It would be a hoot to have a Coop, Toby and Max round up.
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Tsk! All dogs look the same to me…
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Shame on you. Shame, shame. One might infer that you are a…gasp…cat person. That canna be true, laddie. Perhaps you meant that all dogs look the same in the dark of night which is indeed true and explains the choice of partners back in the days of my youthful indiscretions. 😲
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Most of my youthful indiscretions were quite ruff…
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Hearing that gave me paws, er pause.
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Hmm…minimalist art work maybe? You captured Toby and the pumpkin with your keen eye. (Okay, I’ll stop now. 😆 )
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Yeah, I’m not sure where you were going with that art critique but stopping seems to be a good decision. 😁
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Yes, I realized what I was about to say may not have been flattering.
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Max, did you get to eat the pumpkin? Apparently dogs like that. I can’t stand it! Your loyal friend, Bau.
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Max, can I wake you and your servants up to remind you the month is drawing to a close.
You will have to scribble your monthly blog soon, so get working on some ideas.
I will not remind you the blog ought to be done daily, or at leats weekly, so don’t worry about that….
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As you may have heard, a Scottish Deerhound won our annual Westminster dog show for the second year in a row. The story is in all the media. Max is claiming the Maltese entrant in the dog show was cheated by the judges. He is so miffed at all things Scottish that he refuses to reply to you at the moment.
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Life can be ruff..
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Great effort!
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