Stinx
The saga of the paws has yet to resolve. It has become Max’s version of the Never Ending Story. The so-called new and improved treatment plan made little difference. Max’s […]
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Defeat by Da Feet
At our last exciting episode, Max’s extremities were snugly bandaged in purple socks in the hope and expectation that his inflamed feet would quickly heal. Well, the treatment did not […]
Booty Failure
You’ll remember Max had a paw problem that required medications and wearing booties for a week. Some have inquired how the Fluff’s feet have been doing. I believe “abject failure” […]
Max Visits the Southwest (Part 3)
THE HIGH COUNTRY MALTESE Our short stay in Durango was fun but we were looking forward to visiting the high country. We made an early start thus validating all those stereotypes you hear about old people on holiday. But we actually used the turn signals on our car. Starting at […]
Max Visits the Southwest (Part 2)
THE DURANGO DOG After visiting Zion National Park and catching up on the happenings in our former home near St. George, Utah we packed up and headed out for Durango, […]
Max Visits the Southwest (Part 1)
MAX AT ZION Road trip! The plan was to re-visit some our favorite places in the Southwest. With side trips and sightseeing, we figured it would take a week and […]
Unfortunate Names
Max’s adventures in California have exposed the poor pup to some businesses and products whose names are, well, unusual. I suppose Coldcock Whiskey should be acknowledged for its truth in […]
Max and the Search for an Inu Shirt
It was the day before Father’s Day. In anticipation of the celebration, Max and I were productively engaged in the traditional activities of quaffing malt beverages, chomping jerky treats and telling snorf, snorf jokes when the Alpha Japanese Female interrupted and screamed like a harridan that wistfully mentioned that she […]
Max and the Raccoon-Dog
Apropos of nothing, let’s talk about raccoon-dogs. To start, here is a photo of Max sitting on our hearth next to a picture of himself and two statues of the famous […]
Goon Butts
The AJF and I were at our favorite Japanese grocery store. As she spent a large portion of our children’s’ inheritance on products that all seemed to consist of soy sauce, miso, mirin and sugar, I wandered the aisles and discovered this fine product. Fair to say I am outraged about […]
