Max’s Holiday Gift Guide
Gift buying presents unique challenges in 2020. You are probably not comfortable going to the malls. Not just because of your past behavior there – the security camera footage is […]
Max Kisses His Grass Goodbye
Fresh off my stunning failure as a Halloween costume maker, I decided to return to the world of home improvement where I am more comfortable if not more skilled. We […]
Election Fraud?
Voted by mail? Wait a minute. How did he put his ballot in the mailbox? He’s too short. I’m suspicious!
Another Bad Costume
This Halloween, Max is dressing as a virus. It reflects his infectious personality. :snorf: I made the Malt’s costume all by myself which accounts for how truly terrible it is. […]
Max the Fukuro
Max and I were working on lawn and garden projects when the Alpha Japanese Female (AJF) joined us on the “back forty” to discuss some changes we had talked about […]
A Malt’s Growing Outrage
Those who accidentally stumble upon this silly dog blog (colloquially: “The Unfortunate Few”) know that this is one of the “wokest” spots on WordPress. Here we do not disparage our […]
Update on Max’s Garden
Early on, the Alpha Japanese Female (AJF) settled on what she felt was a reasonable allocation of duties regarding our summer garden. She accepted full responsibility for harvesting and distributing […]
Max’s Misanthropic Dog Dad
Max and I were sitting in our easy chair talking about the universe and extraterrestrial life. “Maxie,” I said, “All the scientists tell us there are billions of galaxies and […]
A Dog With No Ears
Maltese do not have fur. Instead, they sport a coat of very thin, delicate hair, fine as spider’s silk. Wispy. That makes them nice to pet (see “Mofu Mofu”) but […]
