Max the Maltese

Max Spends a Day in Denver

Max’s recent road trip included a few days in Colorado, one of our favorite states. Although we had not specifically planned to visit Denver on this trip, we found ourselves in nearby Boulder CO and thought it would be fun to make a day trip to the “Mile High City.” […]

Git Along L’il Doggie

Max is heading out on a road trip! Starting tomorrow and for the next two weeks or so, he will be traveling into Cowboy Country on a journey that will cover a couple thousand miles. He’s got his cowboy hat, his six-shooter, spurs, some chewin’ tabaccky and a bad attitude […]

A Taste of Kabu

For the past month, the weather in the Rancho has been either very mild or colder than a witch’s bazooms depending on whether you ask me or the ever-chilly Alpha Japanese Female (AJF). In Southern California, this weather pattern is called “May Gray” which often segues into June Gloom and, […]

Little Lava

Some of you have inquired if the recent volcano eruptions in Hawaii posed any threat to Max’s family or friends. The short answer is “no”. Although we have some family […]

The Reveal

In the last, not so exciting post,  readers were challenged with picking Max from a group of 10 Maltese. Well, here he is: The post was titled “Fungible” which, of course, is an adjective that refers to something that is mutually interchangeable. Dollar bills are fungible. Most all commodities are […]

Shopping List

Courtesy of our favorite Malt, here are a few tasty options to spice up your gustatory adventures.   Okay, maybe the marketing has failed to sway you towards a seafood snack. Before we leave, perhaps you’d like to use the restroom. Fine, but follow the instructions. So, where do you […]

Lunch in Tokyo

I could easily write a lot of stories extolling the pleasures of a trip to Japan. The culture, scenery, history, people and all that malarkey but really, come on, none of you actually expect such literary aspirations from this silly dog blog. Nah, you’re here for the weird stuff and […]