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A Taste of Kabu

For the past month, the weather in the Rancho has been either very mild or colder than a witch’s bazooms depending on whether you ask me or the ever-chilly Alpha Japanese Female (AJF). In Southern California, this weather pattern is called “May Gray” which often segues into June Gloom and, […]

Little Lava

Some of you have inquired if the recent volcano eruptions in Hawaii posed any threat to Max’s family or friends. The short answer is “no”. Although we have some family […]

Shopping List

Courtesy of our favorite Malt, here are a few tasty options to spice up your gustatory adventures.   Okay, maybe the marketing has failed to sway you towards a seafood snack. Before we leave, perhaps you’d like to use the restroom. Fine, but follow the instructions. So, where do you […]

Lunch in Tokyo

I could easily write a lot of stories extolling the pleasures of a trip to Japan. The culture, scenery, history, people and all that malarkey but really, come on, none of you actually expect such literary aspirations from this silly dog blog. Nah, you’re here for the weird stuff and […]

Max’s Upcoming Xmas in Jail

NOTE: The following post was written (duh, obviously) a long time ago but was never posted. I thought I’d toss this in just in case anybody still follows Max’s adventures. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. The Malt will be spending Xmas in jail. Meanwhile, the Alpha Japanese Female (AJF) and I will be in […]

Stinx

The saga of the paws has yet to resolve. It has become Max’s version of the Never Ending Story. The so-called new and improved treatment plan made little difference. Max’s […]