Max is heading out on a road trip! Starting tomorrow and for the next two weeks or so, he will be traveling into Cowboy Country on a journey that will cover a couple thousand miles. He’s got his cowboy hat, his six-shooter, spurs, some chewin’ tabaccky and a bad attitude […]
The temps over the weekend were crushing. How hot was it? So hot the Jehovah’s Witnesses were proselytizing by email So hot the bees took off their yellow jackets So […]
This is Jet. He is our son’s dog. That makes him Max’s cousin but Max considers Jet as his nemesis. Anyway, Jet stopped by to wish you all a Happy Independence Dog Day.
TURF: MAX VISITS KERNVILLE The Kern Valley was originally inhabited by Native Americans as early as 100 A.D. Although some of them may have had contact with the early Spanish […]
Where should we go on our first road trip of Summer 2018? To the beach or to the mountains? A mixed beach and mountain trip sounded good. Sort of […]
For the past month, the weather in the Rancho has been either very mild or colder than a witch’s bazooms depending on whether you ask me or the ever-chilly Alpha Japanese Female (AJF). In Southern California, this weather pattern is called “May Gray” which often segues into June Gloom and, […]
Some of you have inquired if the recent volcano eruptions in Hawaii posed any threat to Max’s family or friends. The short answer is “no”. Although we have some family […]
One of these Malts is our hero. The Fuzzbutt. Which one? Pick a Malt. Identify Max by number in the comments below. Impostor photos courtesy of Pinterest.
Courtesy of our favorite Malt, here are a few tasty options to spice up your gustatory adventures. Okay, maybe the marketing has failed to sway you towards a seafood snack. Before we leave, perhaps you’d like to use the restroom. Fine, but follow the instructions. So, where do you […]
Max is not musically inclined. You might say he cannot tell his Yoyo Ma from his Yo Mama. You might say that but I wouldn’t because it would hurt his […]