Bezos to the guillotine….how dare the bloated plutocrat disappoint Max.
Whatever can you do to make it up to him?
Thinking on from that, there has to be a market in making squeaky dog toys of all the public enemies currently available, someone for every taste in order to enjoy your dog tearing off the head of those you loathe.
I am not known for partng with the bawbees, but buying two squeaky Thatchers on the way home on a Friday was a ritual giving pleasure both to myself and canines who would demolish both in quick order…hear Thatcher squeal!
I’m surprised someone hasn’t offered a line of dog toys such as you describe. Oh, I know! It’s socially unacceptable to even hint at dog violence towards a public figure. Of course. I did see a Trump dog toy back a year or so. I think you’ve hit on a money maker!
WTH! No racing possums for Max! This is outrageous. It’s not even worth the effort to stay on Santa’s “nice” list. Bah Humbug to Amazon for getting the hopes up of puppies around the world only to break their hearts. Bezos is a Bozo!
Sheeesh! If we can’t count on getting racing, squeaky possums in time for Christmas, what can we count on Tom? Crap, don’t answer that. It will wind up to be a “to be continued” post.
Murphy and I know you will make it up to Max ten-fold. You’re a good Dog-Dad!
Ginger
No shortage of live possums right now, They are fat and happy after a long warm Fall and are running back and forth on the fence. Well, not running actually. More like waddling.
Container ship is the most likely culprit. (Don’t you find it discriminatory that the ships have to wait outside of the Port of LA and do all their paperwork before they can come into the harbor? I sure do.)
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Bezos to the guillotine….how dare the bloated plutocrat disappoint Max.
Whatever can you do to make it up to him?
Thinking on from that, there has to be a market in making squeaky dog toys of all the public enemies currently available, someone for every taste in order to enjoy your dog tearing off the head of those you loathe.
I am not known for partng with the bawbees, but buying two squeaky Thatchers on the way home on a Friday was a ritual giving pleasure both to myself and canines who would demolish both in quick order…hear Thatcher squeal!
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I’m surprised someone hasn’t offered a line of dog toys such as you describe. Oh, I know! It’s socially unacceptable to even hint at dog violence towards a public figure. Of course. I did see a Trump dog toy back a year or so. I think you’ve hit on a money maker!
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Bezos will be in one of those spaceships rather than in the warehouse, with possums….
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Howzabout we lock Bezos in a spaceship full of possums. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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Alligators?
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Even better.
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Perhaps the Russians could exercise another missile….
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There goes Christmas! Hopefully, the fish slippers are still available for delivery ASAP.
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Next thing I’ll probably find out is that the Godzilla underwear is out of stock. Humbug.
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WTH! No racing possums for Max! This is outrageous. It’s not even worth the effort to stay on Santa’s “nice” list. Bah Humbug to Amazon for getting the hopes up of puppies around the world only to break their hearts. Bezos is a Bozo!
Sheeesh! If we can’t count on getting racing, squeaky possums in time for Christmas, what can we count on Tom? Crap, don’t answer that. It will wind up to be a “to be continued” post.
Murphy and I know you will make it up to Max ten-fold. You’re a good Dog-Dad!
Ginger
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I know, right? How can Bezos send people up into orbit but he can’t keep in stock the Racing Possums? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Drat! That stinks. Poor max may have to fine a real one to chase now. Yikes!!!
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No shortage of live possums right now, They are fat and happy after a long warm Fall and are running back and forth on the fence. Well, not running actually. More like waddling.
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What!!! That is an outrage…poor Max…
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Crime against canines.
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My sad thought was that the stock of racing possums might have been affected by the recent tornado. Late arrival due to force majeure? 😪
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I don’t know what the delay is. My guess was that the Container ‘o Possums was stuck offshore LA. It might be that Jeff Bezos hates possums. Or Malts.
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Or everybody?
Container ship is the most likely culprit. (Don’t you find it discriminatory that the ships have to wait outside of the Port of LA and do all their paperwork before they can come into the harbor? I sure do.)
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Try being late paying your taxes and you’ll see it is a double standard.
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Maybe i could pay in possums.
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Well nuts! While you’re at it, make sure they mean January 2022. Delivery service this season is a bit on the ‘lousy’ side.
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When you cannot rely on prompt and predictable deliveries of Racing Possums, we as a nation are doomed.
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Conversely, we’re probably doomed if they’re a hot seller. Just saying.
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Hmm. You could be right, I better check.
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I don’t get mad at much but this is beyond infuriating! I’m boycotting racing opossums in solidarity!
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I know, along with being miffed I admit I am irked. I don’t like irked. Not sure what an irk is but I don’t like it.
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Doggone it! Darn Amazon! Drat! Ack! Cripes! 😮
(((HUGS)))
PS…Ha! The way life flies by it will be Jan 4th in a few hours. 😉 😀 😛
Q: What do you call a group of possums?
A: A possy posse.
Q: What do you call a possum that goes back for seconds on soup?
A: A more-soupial.
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As Max says, “Dog gone it.” Love the possum puns!
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Those possums must be hanging around on one of the container ships! Bad pun, I know, but I just couldn’t resist.
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Your comment comes at the “tail” end of the post, so OK.
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So many bad puns!
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So? Today is January 4th … did it happen??
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Take a look at this silly dog blog anytime after 1AM PST tomorrow and all will be revealed.
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Why does Amazon think it’s ok to send Christmas presents to arrive after Christmas, I ask. Hope Max got his possums, LOL!
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