Staying Safe
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Protective Gear
Some might say I have too much time on my hands. But there’s a lot you can learn from the internet. Don’t let the shortage of N95 masks get you […]
Maltese Manipulation
Despite my best efforts, I have been unable to find a plague doctor mask for Max. I thought this might be a clever canine social commentary but it seems most […]
Begorrah Malt & The Chicken Talk
So, it’s St. Patrick’s Day and all the bars are closed. It said so in the Irish Times. Look for yourself: Irish journalist Phillip O’Connor said, “If you want to […]
Fungible
Fungible adjective UK /ˈfʌn.dʒ.ə.bəl/ US /ˈfʌn.dʒ.ə.bəl/ easy to exchange or trade for something else
Dog Dad Joke
Stolen from somewhere on the internet: The World Health Organization has certified that dogs cannot transmit the COVID-19 virus. There is no need to quarantine your pet. That’s right… W.H.O. […]
Indignant
“What am I, Chopped Liver?” That was Max’s response when his last post, “Quarantined Malt” garnered no comments. Zero. Ziltch. Nada. Turns out, the WordPress “comments” were disabled for that […]
Quarantined Malt
It appears that the dreaded Covid-19 virus may indeed be zoonotic; in other words, transmittable between Maltese dogs (like Max) and humans (like me). Gasp. Never one to sit idly […]
