Max’s Flower Power
During the pandemic, the neighborhood kids were encouraged to craft little “message rocks” that they would then hide on other peoples’ property so that the homeowner would get a pleasant […]
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Malts and Leprechauns
Let’s talk Leprechauns! In Irish folklore, the Leprechaun is said to be a solitary creature, a three-foot-tall grizzled figure who wears a fanciful green coat and top hat and whose […]
Of Women and Beer
Feeling Punky, Brewster*? We all know that the guys who make beer are called “brewers,” right? Yeah, but here’s a surprise: the feminine form of the word is “brewster.” Brewster […]
The Eyes Have It
We had just returned from an aged citizen cattle call at the Ontario Convention Center where we received our second Pfizer vaccination. The Alpha Japanese Female, who pronounces it the […]
Hot Tub Saga
Hot tubs, along with those wonderful washlet toilets which we’ve previously discussed here, are consequential, indeed indispensable, products for the Alpha Japanese Female and me. No house can be our […]
Squirrel Yappy
Max woke me up to show me this headline story: 8-year-old border collie named Lulu inherits $5 million in owner’s will You can click on that headline to get all […]
Snarky Malt
Just a gentle reminder that today is December 60th, 2020. Here’s hoping that this will finally be the end of The Year That Lasted Forever. We hope things are looking […]
Blow The Stink Off
Max loves it when we sit together in my faux-leather recliner and I regale him with stories of my misspent youth; I think he likes the parts about mastodons and […]
Fame
Max is enjoying a small dose of fame. You see, aside from some folks who are harvesting “likes” with stock photos of Maltese puppies, Max has been the near sole contributor using WordPress’ “Maltese dogs” tag. Finally, WordPress elected to use a picture of our hero as the header photo […]
Happiness is an AI Bark Collar
Is your dog happy? I mean, really happy? Do you know? Can you tell for sure? Well, no need to sweat that question any further! Thanks to some smart South […]
