A Dog With No Ears
Maltese do not have fur. Instead, they sport a coat of very thin, delicate hair, fine as spider’s silk. Wispy. That makes them nice to pet (see “Mofu Mofu”) but […]
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Emergency Provisions
SPAM was introduced to an adoring public in 1970 by the Monty Python Corporation. That was a flat out lie. SPAM is actually a mystery concoction featuring pork shoulder, packed […]
Start Me Up
Let’s play a game! Just for today, all of you regular silly dog blog readers (yes, all 3 of you!) may dispense with the adulation and fawning that you usually […]
Idle Paws
Max and I have done our best to be good citizens and comply with all the directives regarding staying safe in this age of Covid-19. He and I have been […]
Staying Safe
No longer the “Cone of Shame.”
Protective Gear
Some might say I have too much time on my hands. But there’s a lot you can learn from the internet. Don’t let the shortage of N95 masks get you […]
Maltese Manipulation
Despite my best efforts, I have been unable to find a plague doctor mask for Max. I thought this might be a clever canine social commentary but it seems most […]
Begorrah Malt & The Chicken Talk
So, it’s St. Patrick’s Day and all the bars are closed. It said so in the Irish Times. Look for yourself: Irish journalist Phillip O’Connor said, “If you want to […]
Fungible
Fungible adjective UK /ˈfʌn.dʒ.ə.bəl/ US /ˈfʌn.dʒ.ə.bəl/ easy to exchange or trade for something else
