Weighty Issue
Being locked down during the pandemic has caused many people and dogs to put on extra weight. I admit that I have layered on few extra avoirdupois. I call it […]
Author Archives
maxwellthedog
Max’s Holiday Gift Guide
Gift buying presents unique challenges in 2020. You are probably not comfortable going to the malls. Not just because of your past behavior there – the security camera footage is […]
Max Kisses His Grass Goodbye
Fresh off my stunning failure as a Halloween costume maker, I decided to return to the world of home improvement where I am more comfortable if not more skilled. We […]
Election Fraud?
Voted by mail? Wait a minute. How did he put his ballot in the mailbox? He’s too short. I’m suspicious!
Another Bad Costume
This Halloween, Max is dressing as a virus. It reflects his infectious personality. :snorf: I made the Malt’s costume all by myself which accounts for how truly terrible it is. […]
Max the Fukuro
Max and I were working on lawn and garden projects when the Alpha Japanese Female (AJF) joined us on the “back forty” to discuss some changes we had talked about […]
A Malt’s Growing Outrage
Those who accidentally stumble upon this silly dog blog (colloquially: “The Unfortunate Few”) know that this is one of the “wokest” spots on WordPress. Here we do not disparage our […]
Update on Max’s Garden
Early on, the Alpha Japanese Female (AJF) settled on what she felt was a reasonable allocation of duties regarding our summer garden. She accepted full responsibility for harvesting and distributing […]
Teenager
Happy Birthday little dog. ❤ EDIT—EDIT—EDIT JUNE 28 – THE DAY AFTER Max would like to personally thank everyone of you who wished him a happy birthday. Problem is, his […]
