
You got a joke? I bet it’s a Dad joke, right?
Stolen from somewhere on the internet:
The World Health Organization has certified that dogs cannot transmit the COVID-19 virus.
There is no need to quarantine your pet.
That’s right…
W.H.O. let the dogs out.
Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
hahahaha π π
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Woof, woof, woof!!! Yay for no quarantine…
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Max would look on quarantine as an opportunity for a long nap. Two weeks? No problem.
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“We don’t get it”–Parker, Piper, and Pumpkin.
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Those catsters were probably saying, “WHY did they let the dogs out?”
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If our fur ball pups could get the COVID-19 virus, there’s not a doubt in my mind they would be handling it better than the humans are.
They would wash their paws often, refrain from touching their face, and they would stay in if they were sick.
They would not be running to PetCo to empty their shelves of Milk Bones, canned dog food and dry dog food. Or stocking up on toys “in case” they have to be quarantined.
Murphy and I are very happy that she and Max and all the wonderful dogs in our world don’t have to be concerned about this virus. Sadly, some of them have to be concerned about their stupid, crazy owners!!
πΎGinger πΎ
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Max wss was asking what was toilet paper and why do we humans care about it. I suggested he speak to the AJF. He also suggested that hoarding bacon treats was a very reasonable action at any time.
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Lololololololol!! π€£
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Max, toilet paper is a really fun toy! It could keep you entertained on a rainy day.
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You’re a young dog, Toby, aren’t you? When you get to be my age, an entertaining day is a long nap, a good poo, scratches and a bacon treat. OK Boomer Dog.
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I admit it. I snorted. or, as we say, “snortydog” π
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Did stuff come out your nose? Can’t be a good snort without the dog snot.
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I have a very small message board for a group of friends – our favorite smilie is the laughing dog – I think Muttley? and the word that makes that smilie appear is “snortydog” No stuff came from my nose, but I can’t promise about Maverick
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I guess in these days of virus pandemic we shouldn’t be snorting about stuff coming out of our noses, huh? That’s me…politically incorrect AGAIN. Loved Muttley…he had the best “hee, hee, hee” kind of shoulder shaking laugh.
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If we can’t laugh, we’re totally toast. I’ll be dancing at the end, I swear!
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HA! I snort-laughed! π So glad to hear this! π We can keep right on snuggling and smooching those sweet doggie faces! π
HUGS!!! π
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Right up until they sneeze and then we get suspicious. π²π
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HA! π
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I’m glad that the pooches can’t catch it. I’m relying on them to look after us…
I saw a Facebook post with an answer as to why the sales of loo rolls are going crazy.
Someone sneezes and one hundred people shit themselves.
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It sounds like it is like the SARS scare.
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I thought you would say “Bird Flu”.
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Tidings of good news!
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Forehead smack. π€¦πΌββοΈ
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Hehehe…ππ
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Ah, Dobby sees what you did there π
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Nothing gets past Dobby. Unless he’s napping.
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Which he is often doing. You caught him in rare state of waking
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I love it π
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