Let’s play a game!
Just for today, all of you regular silly dog blog readers (yes, all 3 of you!) may dispense with the adulation and fawning that you usually bestow on me and, instead, comment on this post by including lyrics or song titles from the Rolling Stones.
Even the irritable Walmart cashiers smiled at me. Crafty me.
This contest has no prizes because I am simply too cheap. You may grant each other faux internet points if you like. At the end of the game no winners will be announced.
Having to wear a mask is so…depersonalizing.
Come on, other than day drinking what have you got to do all day? Clean house? Hahahaha.
Now, some may say You’re Out of Touch but I’m willing to bet that if you put down those Mother’s Little Helpers, you can come up with something.
Dear Rolling Stones, please don’t sue my DogDad for messing around with your copyrighted image. He is my main source of biscuits. Besides, practically no one on Earth will see this blog.
Categories: The Dog From Rancho Cucaracha
WITHIN THE K STREETS 
😛Love it! Have been looking for a set of sequined lips for my own mask. If the store clerks were wearing masks, are you sure they were smiling?
How about Tim McGraw’s Felt Good on my Lips? https://youtu.be/Yg-TaCR-LJ8
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Where’s the Rolling Stones reference? Arrrrggghhh! Failed on my very first attempt. I guess You Can’t Always Get What You Want, eh?
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Wild Horses couldn’t drag me away from making a comment on this lameness. Don’t worry, Max. I wasn’t talking to you. Carry on, Tom. Or clean house…. Or something.
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Let It Loose, Lois and tell us how you really feel. You may think this is the ultimate lameness but I assure you that I have depths of lameness you cannot even imagine.
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Time is on my Side…tell me about the depths of your lameness….
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It’s deep and dark. So dark you could Paint It Black.
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Doom and Gloom, baby. Doom and Gloom.
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I know. I can’t get No Satisfaction 9
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haha! I know! What else is there to do–clean house?! 😀
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Darn! I was going to make a Paint It Black reference.
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Oh Toby, you are such a “Beast of Burden !
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Could someone Gimme Shelter from all of these novelty masks? Eh?
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No. I know that sounds cold but I have a Heart of Stone.
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Well, the first reaction to those photographs…excluding the one of Max, of course, has to be ‘Gimmee Shelter’! You see something like that approaching – particularly at twilight – and you just hear ‘Rape! Murder! It’s just a shot away!’
And in respect of Max, ‘Under my Thumb’….or under the paw?
But between the two of you there is certainly – ‘Connection’.
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“Gimmee Shelter” was already used but the automatic deduction was offset by your other references!
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Be wary of deducting anything from a Scot…you might need a ‘Street Fighting Man’….and I don’t think even the gallant Malt qualifies there…
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Honkey Tonk Women like you can be obstreperous.
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‘Lady Jane’, not ‘Factory Girl’ to you ‘Slave’…watch out for ‘When the whip comes down’.
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I have Mixed Emotions. Always reminded me of less Lady Jane and more Monkey Man.
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Were you to ‘Shine a light’ you might find that one has ‘Little T and A’ and if you are confusing the two ‘I’m worried about you’.
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If You Really Want To Be My Friend you’ve got to show me some Mercy, Mercy because I’m feeling Pretty Beat Up. right now.
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Pax! It’s your blog, you win.
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It was Dirty Work but someone had to do it.
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One has ‘ Sympathy for the Devil’….
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I’m glad you’re not feeling all Gloom and Doom. In fact, it feels more drunk and insane…
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(BUZZER SOUNDS) Foul! Lois already used that song. 2 points deducted from the mordacious mutt.
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Toby withdraws from the contest with tail down….
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Oh noes! We’re gonna Miss You!
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Are we going to keep going Around and Around? It always has to be About You doesn’t it? Look, I Ain’t Too Proud To Beg but this whole thing seems to be the Biggest Mistake I ever made. Despite our obvious Connection quite frankly I’ve Had It With You.
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I never stood a chance.
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You were the smart one who left early and didn’t have to put up with all the nonsense. You should be Happy.
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Well, it’s Rough Justice, but I think it would be the Biggest Mistake to not just say Helen wins. Back of My Hand to those who feel otherwise.
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That’s just Too Rude,/i> and, besides, she surrendered. I admit, for a time, She Was Hot. Now, for The Last Time give up trying to Sway my opinion. Get back to your Good Time Women.
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But you did not see the Rolling Stones at the Epsom Baths Hall……
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Did you Shake Your Hips?
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I’m not at all sure that at that time we were encouraged to know we had them….
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The Stones were considered really quite scandalous back in the early days, weren’t they? It’s amusing to think that the Beatles’ haircuts were outrageous.
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Had our headmistress not forbidden us to attend the event I probably would not have gone.
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Always the rebel 😄
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I am late to the party, but I give you a Loving Cup for such a creative post!
You are a Star Star!
I’m glad you have Max in your life and not a Monkey Man or a Little Red Rooster!
Guess what? Later today I’m going to take a Silver Train with Some Girls to buy a Little T and A. (Toilet-paper and Alcohol.)
I was gonna’ try to fit the titles Rocks Off and Bitch in this comment, but maybe instead I should just Rip This Joint!
We Love You (((HUGS))) from me and Coop! 🙂
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Well, I was Waiting on a Friend and sure enough, there you are! Thought I was going to have a Nervous Breakdown. Love ya, too! Rock out, Coop.
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Such Far Away Eyes under that mask!
Ha! You thought I wouldn’t get one because I’m more of a Beatles fan, didn’t you?
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Come on, I have faith in you and Maverick who says Everything is Turning to Gold, especially retrievers.
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Maverick thinks that there should only be one breed of dog in the world. I tend to disagree except when it comes to Doodles and the creator of those creatures should be bitten on the bummeeee
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Maverick, breed snob. 🐶
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He’s horrible. I tell him not to be so snobby and he turns his back on me
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All the titles I had have been used! Yeah, I can Almost Hear You Sigh Tom. You made up a crazy game with crazy rules. Why is it always All About You Dogdad?!!
This was actually fun, especially the comments. How’re you gonna top this Tom? OMG! Did I just ask that?
Ginger
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Sorry, Ginger, my reply to you got stuck under Kat’s post below!
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Yikes Ginger, my reply to you got stuck under Kat’s post down below.
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The fact that you forced his participation by attaching that image to Max proves what I’ve suspected, that he’s a Beast of Burden.
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That puts me between a Rock and a Hard Place, Kat. Makes me Sad Sad Sad. In fact, I’m Shattered!
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By the way, I didn’t force the Malt to participate, he was a willing co-conspirator in this silliness.
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I Can’t Be Satisfied with that answer, Ginget, even though I have No Expectations . Proves we all have more time on our hands than we expected. 😃
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Posted in the wrong place and I called you “Ginget”. Not my proudest moment. Must be Stoned.🤪
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OK, that’s it. Game over. Hope you enjoyed the silliness . And the winner is…
BITEY DOG! For having the sense God gave little green apples to simply walk away and ignore the goings on.
I got the moves like Jagger. 🎼🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
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Cut the crap. Peep needs TP. No, not there-for the mouth.
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Huh?
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Gimme shelter…paint it black…then pile on some jumpin jack flash…brown sugar to flavor…
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Excellent. The cow’s tail finally appears in the barn. 😁 Still, based on the quality your submission is allowed.
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Sorry about that, they were scattered all over the field. It took a while to round them up 😄. Thanks for the fun!!
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Excuses, excuses oh Cry to Me, those bovines were just Following the River. Oh well, It’s All Over Now. 😁
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And send me to Exile on Main Street!
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Hi Max, I am surprised you do not ‘Bitch’ about the treatment you receive.
I wonder if ‘Sister Morphine’ has been offering mogadon?
Anyway, I am off on a ‘Midnight ramble’ and no police can ‘Sway’ me from that.
I suppose removing the masks will give someone ‘Satisfaction…’
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I know you’re far away so thanks for the Dead Flowers. anyway. It must have been The Hand of Fate but you managed to squeak in a reply to this post before it was closed. Stay safe and Hold On To Your Hat because it looks to be a bumpy ride for awhile.
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Wild horses couldn’t drag me away from this post. Once this quarantine is over, you can cast off the mask and go dancing in the streets (with an androgynous pre-dead David Bowie)…
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Well, On With the Show then. The Neighbours won’t mind at all.
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Love it but it is easter weekend so surely saying I cant get no satisfaction (pic 1) is a little lame but pic 2 reminds me that we cant always get what we want in these feverish times. Poor you Maxwell Ellie says pack your bags and as soon as a flight is available come to visit as we are already planning a party.
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Max says, “Party? I Go Wild at parties! I have No Expectations and after a time I have to Go Home but for now I’m ready to Play With Fire,/i>.
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The wilder the better, roll on in and lets get rocking. take care
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I love the idea!! It’s been a difficult time for everyone but we all have to laugh! 🙂
Pinot xo
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The Cavaliers would look mighty good in a designer mask! I am available for consultations at a modest fee. Very modest. Actually, free. OK, I’ll pay you.
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Loved the mask and feel challenged to come up with something for myself. .
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