Xmas Progress Report
Since publishing Max’s Top 10 Gift List, my Amazon auto-feed of product recommendations has been bizarre. I’ve been getting messages from Mr. Bezos’ customer service bot asking, “Tom, are you […]
Max’s Top 10 Gift List
Well, it’s December 1st and you know what that means! Yes,despite popular demand and outright pleading we are back with Max’s carefully curated Top Ten Gift Ideas for Christmas, Chanukah, […]
Max’s Costco Thanksgiving Dinner
My sainted Nana often said that the road to perdition was paved with good intentions. I’ve found that aphorism to be very true, especially after I magnanimously volunteered to prepare […]
This is What Happens
This is what happens when you litter your Cairn Terrier photos around the internet. The image will be nabbed by spurious folks of low degree who lack any semblance of artistic talent. If this post makes no sense to you, and there’s no reason why it should, you need to […]
Max’s Halloween Variety Pack
Over the years I have forced Max to wear a variety of humiliating Halloween costumes. Last year’s offering – the homemade Covid virus tee shirt – was perhaps the worst. […]
Max’s Mile High Apple Pie
When I learned that my doctor’s family was originally from the India subcontinent I was looking forward to telling him of my fondness for Kipling and the poetry of the […]
Rude Vegetables
If you are totally bored and have a juvenile sense of humor – of course you do, you’re here, right? – then type “rude vegetables” into your internet search browser. […]
Iron Eyes DogDad
This story takes place in 1971. Anti-Vietnam War protestors were marching in Washington. Charles Manson was sentenced for the horrendous Hollywood murders. Disneyworld opened in Florida and the NASDAQ made […]
Gunga Dog
Our evening commenced with a delightful dinner prepared by the Alpha Japanese Female. The AJF had conjured Max’s favorite Italian specialty while she treated herself to some fresh sockeye. After […]
The Malt Celebrates
Max is celebrating our Nation’s Birthday and wishes everyone a very happy holiday! He also picked, well, supervised the picking, of a few fresh veggies for tonight’s salad!
WITHIN THE K STREETS 