A Malt’s Growing Outrage
Those who accidentally stumble upon this silly dog blog (colloquially: “The Unfortunate Few”) know that this is one of the “wokest” spots on WordPress. Here we do not disparage our […]
Update on Max’s Garden
Early on, the Alpha Japanese Female (AJF) settled on what she felt was a reasonable allocation of duties regarding our summer garden. She accepted full responsibility for harvesting and distributing […]
Teenager
Happy Birthday little dog. ❤ EDIT—EDIT—EDIT JUNE 28 – THE DAY AFTER Max would like to personally thank everyone of you who wished him a happy birthday. Problem is, his […]
Max’s Misanthropic Dog Dad
Max and I were sitting in our easy chair talking about the universe and extraterrestrial life. “Maxie,” I said, “All the scientists tell us there are billions of galaxies and […]
A Dog With No Ears
Maltese do not have fur. Instead, they sport a coat of very thin, delicate hair, fine as spider’s silk. Wispy. That makes them nice to pet (see “Mofu Mofu”) but […]
Emergency Provisions
SPAM was introduced to an adoring public in 1970 by the Monty Python Corporation. That was a flat out lie. SPAM is actually a mystery concoction featuring pork shoulder, packed […]
Start Me Up
Let’s play a game! Just for today, all of you regular silly dog blog readers (yes, all 3 of you!) may dispense with the adulation and fawning that you usually […]
Idle Paws
Max and I have done our best to be good citizens and comply with all the directives regarding staying safe in this age of Covid-19. He and I have been […]
Staying Safe
No longer the “Cone of Shame.”
WITHIN THE K STREETS 